100 unhinged affirmations

For the wild ones, the weirdos, the delulu dreamers,
the deep feelers + the sensitive souls.

You found it.

Your slightly feral corner of the internet where wanting more is encouraged, your weirdness is useful, your sensitivity is a superpower and your wildly unreasonable dreams are very much invited.

These 100 affirmations are for the woman who wants to make beautiful things, earn delicious amounts of money, help people, follow her strange little ideas and build a life that makes her younger self say:

Wait. We get to fucking DO that?

This isn't an hour of beige I am abundant affirmations whispered over elevator music.

These are affirmations for becoming more you.

More expressed.
More courageous.
More creative.
More receptive.
More willing to follow the weird idea.
More willing to believe something extraordinary might actually happen.

Expect sticky fingers with miracles, enchanted-forest brains, divine shenanigans, suspiciously perfect timing and frequent encouragement to do the ridiculous thing.

HOW TO USE THEM

Put your headphones on and take me with you.

Listen while you're walking.

While you're driving.

While you're getting dressed.

While you're making coffee.

While you're creating.

While you're staring dramatically out of a window contemplating your next questionable life decision.

You don't have to concentrate intensely on every word.

You don't have to force yourself to believe every affirmation immediately.

Just listen.

Let the words wander around your brain.

Notice which ones make something inside you go oooooh.

Steal those ones.

Repeat them.

Write them on your mirror.

Put them in your Notes app.

Make one your mantra for the week.

And listen again whenever you've forgotten how wildly possible your life actually is.

READY?

Grab your headphones.

Go for a walk.

And let's become dangerously willing to believe in what's possible.

Press play. Get weird. See what happens.

LISTEN TO THE 100 UNHINGED AFFIRMATIONS 🎧

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PS - IF YOU’VE FORGOTTEN
YOUR MAGIC...

1:1 Mentoring with me inside Invisible to In Demand

Sometimes you’re just too close to your own magic to see it.

You’ve forgotten what makes you interesting.

You’re second-guessing the ideas that were actually brilliant five minutes before you opened Instagram.

You don’t know what to say.

You’ve shoved all the weird, juicy, fascinating bits into a cupboard because you’re worried they’re too much.

Your content technically sounds like you… but also vaguely like 400 other women on the internet.

Or you KNOW you have something meaningful, powerful and useful to offer - you just can’t figure out how to make everyone else see what’s so bloody obvious to the people who already know you.

This is where I come in.

1:1 mentoring for women with something meaningful to say, share, create or sell.

Think of me as a second pair of eyes on your magic, a professional idea goblin and the woman enthusiastically pointing at things you dismissed as “nothing” and yelling:

THAT. THAT’S THE FUCKING THING. YASSSSSSS.

Together, we uncover what makes you and your work impossible to ignore - your stories, ideas, perspective, expertise, weird little observations, message, offers and all those brilliant things you’ve stopped noticing because they come naturally to you.

We work on:

what the fuck to actually post
turning your everyday thoughts, stories, expertise and strange little rabbit holes into content
finding the messages you want people to immediately associate with you
making your offers ridiculously clear, desirable and easy to buy
getting comfortable being seen, heard, recognised and paid
creating simple ways to get clients from social media without becoming a full-time content goblin
finding ideas when your brain insists it has never had a thought in its life
bringing more of your humour, opinions, personality, sensitivity, weirdness and actual fucking self into your business
becoming so recognisably YOU that the right people start saying, oh my god, where have you been?

AND EVERY MONTH, I MAKE YOU YOUR OWN UNHINGED AFFIRMATIONS TRACK.

Yes. Really.

As part of your mentoring, you’ll receive a personalised Unhinged Affirmations audio every single month - valued at $333.

Created specifically for you, your current goals, the things you’re creating, the version of yourself you’re stepping into and whatever particular flavour of audacity we’re cultivating that month.

Think less:

I am confident. I am successful.

And more:

People are becoming suspiciously obsessed with my work.

My weird little ideas keep making me money.

I am becoming alarmingly comfortable being seen.

My unreasonable dreams are developing logistical plans.

Listen while you walk, drive, get dressed, make coffee or stare dramatically out a window contemplating your inevitable world domination.

Because we're not only working on what you're putting into the world.

We're working on the woman putting it there.

You don’t need to become louder, slicker, more polished or more “professional.”

You probably need someone to look at everything already swirling around inside your brilliant little brain and say: